What a delightful little trinket! It's so small and compact, a pocket device. And it flips opened, there is nothing more thrilling than flipping things opened! Of course it doesn't have nearly as many buttons and levers and pullies and screens and lights as I do ( Read more... )

EVERYONE! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE THAT MUST BE SUNG IMMEDIATELY--!

Alright, ready, be prepared... I'm sure you all will find this very enjoyable and a frabjous waste of time!

[GASP]

♪ This is the song that doesn't end ( Read more... )

This is hardly my Wonderland… or is it? It’s so different than what I remember. But Dr. Bumby says that change is good, so I suppose I ought to leave it. Still, if this were Wonderland, wouldn’t the Cat be here to greet me? He never misses a trick, or an opportunity to tease. I wonder if perhaps all cats aren’t like that, but I'm getting ahead of ( Read more... )

All right, all right, I get it! Now whoever it was who decided it would be a good idea to bring me here, I would be very glad if you'd be so kind as to put. Me. Back[clears his throat ( Read more... )

Okay, so this thing is like a PDA then, is it? It's not so bad once you get used to it...but still weird because I don't normally talk to people I don't know. Or post, I suppose I'm posting, aren't I? Sorry, I'm new here and this is all a little much. I'm not usually asked to post things ( Read more... )

Dear Current and Hopefully Future Patrons of the Golden Turtle,

I was recently introduced to the wonderful event known as a tea party. Being so delighted by it, I decided to host one of my own!

THE GOLDEN TURTLE TEA PARTY

I realize that there are many issues at hand within the city of Paixao, but we must remember to tend to our families and friends as ( Read more... )

There's a new playmate for you kiddies.

[OOC: There may be no replies, depending.]

Let’s see, is this thing on? Oh yes!

[Clears his throat.]

OHHHHHH RAPUNZEL!! RAPUUUUUUNZEL! Are you there? I want to invite you to an exclusive tea party hosted by yours truly. Believe me you’ll enjoy it! Because I’m the host, and I always make the best tea parties.

[Giggles.]

Plus I made some orange slice pie!

For those who wish to find peace, prayer or absolution - or merely a place for quiet, you are invited to the chapel of St Ibriel the Dreamer. This is located a little way from O Pastor in the Niflheim district ( Read more... )

[Before she starts talking, there are a few tapping sounds... because this is Rapunzel's first time posting to the network and she wants to be sure this thing is ON!]So I have a question for everyone! You don't have to answer, but I think it'd be more fun if you did ( Read more... )